Neil Dunow

What inspired your most recent tattoo?

I only have the one and I've already revealed the entirely forgetful story behind it. I should put this in somewhere: this contest is definitely not for me and I have wanted to get more (or any really) but because of various undramatic issues I've never had the disposable type of income that is useful when trying to obtain a tattoo.

If your ink could speak, what would it say?

Shhh, do you hear that? "......(Only 1, who's it talking to).........” or perhaps "Stoic nihilist bucks trend of getting multiple tattoos opting to pay his rent instead." Not a great story but the truth tickles sometimes. It's easy to see why you shouldn't vote for me, seriously though don't do it. Unless you want to. Then you totally should! But really, someone more deserving should win this. It's a trap! No it's not, it's not a... Get him!!

What would you do with the $25,000?

Well that would be just enough to buy a piece of land in the middle of nowhere so I could finally live the dream life having My morning coffee on the front porch Completely naked! Honestly I would be more excited to get the session & if I had to choose one or the different one; I would take the new tattoo, unless I have to pay for the trip because I don't think a pocket full of change (and a mint) would get me there. If anyone is curious I would get a design depicting the hitchhikers guide!