Ha. If it’s a story it’s a choose your own adventure. My tattoos symbolize fucking cool friends that like to get tattoos.
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My last tattoo is an inanimate carbon rod. You know, from the Simpsons. And it says In Rod We Trust. My drinking alter egos name is Rod. Because my name is Rod and I like to party. Or Rod Farva. Also, my BFF got arrested at LaGuardia for forgetting brass knuckles in her bag. They didnt buy that it was a paper weight from Sharper Image. So when I got my Rod tattoo she got a tattoo of brass knucks, courtesy of Historic Tattoo in Portland, OR.
If your ink could speak, what would it say?What the fuck is wrong with you?
What would you do with the $25,000?Prolly get more sweet tattoos. And pay bills because I really am an "adult" with a professional job believe it or not.
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